Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

I'm having a one-night stand, and I'd be fine, but I fucked the girl's mom

I didn't know you couldn't come in other people's moms. 🫣 Excuse me, I gotta go

Don't make me beg! I'm getting married tomorrow, let me fuck again

There are ~16 billion legs in the world, and the only one I want to spread is yours 🫶 Oooooh

It's a good thing you're not my own. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

What's not to understand? I'm horny, come and fuck me right now

I came in her mouth and she spurted it all over her tits. Can you do that?

When is a chick on the veranda oo es? You guys need sex now 😱

Neighbor, I'm outraged and horny! You've fucked everyone, but what about me?

That's my job, to sell a house, I have to give a client a booty call

Fucking hell, she's naked and begging to be fucked 😳 I'll fuck her and cum in her mouth

I gave a student a blowjob, he made me fuck him. And I said: "No."

She wasn't faithful to her boyfriend, but she got money for sex on a train

Your mom sucks dick! So suck my dick or I'm getting a divorce