I don't know how to thank you for the 1st date - I'll sit on my dick, so be it

It's like when you tell a friend you fucked his mom and you're not lying

I don't know you very well, and I gave it without a condom - he pulled it out, good for you 💪🏻

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

She's aroused and offering sex - I've got a boner, I'm not gonna say no, sister

Are you going to a naked party, sister? 👯‍♀️ I'm gonna fuck you first