I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Husband's at work and you're not wearing panties? Come on, let's go have a neighborly fuck

Oh, I lit up my ass while I was sucking. Now I can't get away with a blowjob

My mouth is full of dick, but I'm decent - a guy calls, I pick up the phone

He's peeping! Well, should I let him jerk me off or should I just let him?

I wasn't gonna peek! But if I'm caught, I'm gonna fuck you