I poured the secretary a whiskey, because she was too unapproachable

I woke up and there were boobs over me, so I got up right away. Oh, I did

Stop by and I'll show you how I masturbate close-up to orgasm

Again mistakes in the report — get down on your knees and lick your guilt

Husband's at work again — I'll go naked to my neighbor's house and let him fuck me