And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

Takes a dick and says fuck 🥵 Wow, and that's the way to pass a grade

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

"I'm so horny, shall we fuck?" — Come on, even though it's the first time I've seen you

She tricked me! She took off her condom while she was bouncing on my dick

The courier was fucked up — she met me naked and asked me to spank her