Are you fucking nuts? You fucked my girlfriend behind my back! Can't you fuck two people at once?

If I'd known she'd give anal for cunnilingus. I'd have licked her full of holes

I was timid, but she did it all by herself — every virgin's dream

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Takes a dick and says fuck 🥵 Wow, and that's the way to pass a grade

She tricked me! She took off her condom while she was bouncing on my dick