You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

Are you fucking nuts? You fucked my girlfriend behind my back! Can't you fuck two people at once?

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

She tricked me! She took off her condom while she was bouncing on my dick

Takes a dick and says fuck 🥵 Wow, and that's the way to pass a grade

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?