If you want to suck a dick, suck a rubber dick, but don't even think about guys

And why do I need a date when I have a virgin brother at home?

She tricked me! She took off her condom while she was bouncing on my dick

Are you fucking nuts? You fucked my girlfriend behind my back! Can't you fuck two people at once?

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Takes a dick and says fuck 🥵 Wow, and that's the way to pass a grade