Bitch stole my bike, only forgive for a tee time with my girlfriend

She hadn't fucked in so long that she pounced on a stranger's cock

Came back early and spotted his lover sucking his friend

If you want to ride, ride a dick, I won't let you drive

Hey, girls, don't fuck in the cab, we'll be there soon

He came inside me! Now I'm gonna get my driving instructor pregnant 😨

I'm not bad at work, I cum in the cab on the way to work 💥

I thought I was in heaven 🤤 But no, that's me fucking my wife's friend in the car

Oh, I forgot to tell the cabbie I'd pay for the ride with my pussy

The instructor gave me an orgasm! But I passed my driver's license first time

You get in a cab with her, don't slow down, get your dick out and cum on her

Hey, why are you sitting on my dick? - Why what? I'm paying for the trip

Wait, who's going to pay? - So I took a ride, but on my dick

It's not the first time I've cheated in a parking lot

I don't have any money, but I'm not wearing any panties either — let me pay with my body

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

The girlfriends didn't crack — they got in the car and showed their tits for money

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

Shining your tits public streets is immoral 😏 Will you let me fuck you anally?

Don't be shy, you're already with a stranger in a car, all that's left is a blowjob

"Guys, are we just going to keep going in silence? Look, we're not wearing panties."

I got aroused and jerk off in a cab 🥵 Driver, what are you looking at, fuck you

That's what I mean, she misses me - she wants to get laid in the car

If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now