Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? You're jerking off, and your girlfriend is so unfucked

You shouldn't be rubbing your hand, buddy, why don't you rub my pussy?

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Don't break like my vibrator, take off your pants — I want my dick

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Hey, what the hell, don't they teach you to knock? I'm jerking off here

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

"Cum all over my ass" — wow, you don't have to ask me twice for that

The little one remembered all of her swear words while I was fucking her

That orgasm was so fucking awesome that my wife forgot how to breathe

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

They broke into someone else's yard to have sex, but got caught on a hidden camera

A trainer friend showed an exercise where they both cum at once

Took his 19-year-old college girlfriend by the shorts and fucked her from behind

My mouth is full of dick, but I'm decent - a guy calls, I pick up the phone

Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

Do what you want, honey, but I'm not getting off my dick until I come

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out