Fuck all you want, but don't tell the guy how I pay my rent

She did it on the first date, I didn't expect it, but good for me, I got my dick out in time

She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

He poured semen up her ass, and she came. She's got a sensitive anus

Came twice in 5 minutes - didn't fuck up my dick love

I wanted to jerk off and she found out, so at least she offered to fuck me

Waited until she screamed from orgasm and cummed - perfect timing

I'll suck your balls, you lick your cum, we're friends. ❤️

Fucked up my roommate, called him to fix my laptop so he could fuck me

You can't say no to sex with a shape like that, so I always do

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

And why would you jerk yourself off when there are so many strangers in the hotel 🤷‍♀️

If she ignores you, stick your dick up her ass, she'll pay attention to you

And doggystyle got up, and sucked deep - well, I cum all over her face

That's why you can't peep on your sister - you have to fuck her later

You're the one who cums like that? I'll lick it all off and I'll be good as new. 👌🏻

My husband came and I didn't! Let him bring a neighbor to orgasms then

That's some fucked-up shit. She's fucking the pillow in her sleep! I wish she was fucking me

My brother ruined my date. It's okay, he's got a dick too, I'll fuck him

Fucking hell, he fucks me - good thing I risked giving him a blowjob

Sat on top and showed her how to be fucked to orgasm

Put your dick in here and I'll be cramping for a minute. Shall we test it?

Pulled down her panties and she's leaking💦 You should have told me you wanted a dick