I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

I came inside and wished on New Year's Eve that she wouldn't get pregnant - safe 👌🏻

There are no more presents under the tree, but I'm going to fuck that pussy

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

Oh, it's so cold in here, can't we think of a way to get warm?

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one