Unpacked my present - oops, only the creampie is pouring out now

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

Oh, it's so cold in here, can't we think of a way to get warm?

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

I came inside and wished on New Year's Eve that she wouldn't get pregnant - safe 👌🏻

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one