Fucking hell, you jumped in the pool! Now jump on your dick

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

She swears at the hotel, but she gets all the way on the long dick

Honey, do you know that you have to pay for expensive vacations with sex?