I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Woke up and the guy was jerking off to porn — I wanted to cum, too

Baby brought a friend home and put her face to his cum

Masturbates a rabbit's pink pussy until she squirts and comes down in her mouth

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)