Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

And if I show you my boobs, will you get off these stupid streams?

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Walked the girl in the park so she wouldn't break on the first date

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

Slutty wife invited her neighbor into the bedroom and took hold of his dick

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!

A girl with great tits cums at the same time with a guy