I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Overexcited after an internal cumshot and brought herself to orgasm

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test

Don't bullshit, let's get laid and burn calories!