You can fuck my girlfriend for the apartment, just don't hurt her

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

I'm so fucked up at work, I want to take a bath and my dick

Why be ashamed of her husband — she dressed up like a whore and asked him to fuck her

He had to work and she had to get laid, so she had to help

Gave it to a guy for his birthday sis — he loved it!