I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

They told me, "Don't go into the woods alone, or they'll fuck you. So I went

Is that just the head going in? There's not that much room in the anus

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

Neighbor, look at my ass... Do you want to touch it?

Calm down, I don't like the groom, and I don't give a shit whose dick I suck

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

I sucked him off and took off his panties, but he's still too shy to fuck in the woods

Honey, I'm stuck here and I need help — give my dick a push

Man, I'll give you my panties and my money, just fuck me, okay?

I don't get it — I haven't cum in her yet, and my dick is covered in cum

I'm coming back from a business trip soon, honey, I'm already so hungry for sex

You play with my PS, then I'll play with your ass, fair enough

Why don't you fuck me already, or have I wasted my money on new underwear?

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

Deep and diligent licked my dick — ensured herself three orgasms

Yeah, yeah, fuck me right here, and I'll swear in the background

She asks for a creampie, but I'm not stupid, I'll put a doggystyle and cum on her ass

Vacation is awesome, but let's get laid already, I don't like to stay in debt

Sweating on your dick — this Asian girl knows what to do at the end of a date

Why are you showing me your ass? I can't take a hint. I come on my face

Bumped everyone in Apex, and now I'm standing here — now they're going to bump me

Nurse, you want a good review, get on your dick (blackmail succeeds😎)

Don't pollute the forest — if I cum, only inside asian girls