What the hell is that, a hard-on for your mother? Put it away 😡 Or better yet, fuck it

Ready for anal, and I like to fuck altoids in the ass, I didn't miss it

Lie down and get your ass ready for cock. That's the only kind of massage I know how to give

Gave her squirt therapy: she had fountains pouring out of her for over 2 minutes 💦

Wait, don't even point it at the ass, it won't fit, I checked

Cumming inside is fucking awesome! But who knows how much child support to pay?

Husband, I want to cum, so fuck me, but you have to lick me first

Wow, your dick is a club 💪🏻 😍 Will you be my soulmate?

Wow, the maid has nice breasts 🤲 If I pay extra, will she let me blow her?

Fucking with my girlfriend, we go together, we split the guy, we're besties

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

You want the toughest and deepest massage? Don't say another word, take off your clothes

So what if I'm sticking my dick in you, we're having a regular massage session

I'm fucked - I didn't think a nigger could fuck so fucking hard

Where do I call to get fucked in three dicks? ☎️ Just don't get ripped

Why are you jerking off alone 😔 I've got a pussy like that, do you want some?

A massage turns her on 💆‍♀️ She's asking for a pussy spanking

That ass is unrealistically perfect! 🍑 I fucked and cums her without a second thought

I met an Asian girl like from a hentai 😍 I'm gonna blow all over her face

When I asked her for anal, she went straight to it! 🍑 And she didn't even charge me 💸

I'll pull out my dick during a massage and let it be a wank or a judgment?

Walked in and there it was 🙄 She's giving herself cunnilingus - what a twist 🫠

What are you doing, I'm not ready! Instead of a massage, you're fucking me in the ass

Do they really fuck and massage with big breasts? Okay, let's do it