On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Oh stop showing me your boobs! No, keep going 🤤

She is the mother of my future children (just my sperm in her 😳)

She's turned on by public sex 👀 The whole hotel saw me have sex with her

As soon as I saw those dimensions, I knew she'd be a creampie

Is that ovulation? Why else would she have sex with her stepson 🫣

What? The neighbor's asking for anal 😳 I don't even know her name yet

I'm already naked, get your dick out, I'll test it personally and size it up

Fucked her in the ass and cum all over her face. Fucking date went great

The guy broke up with me. What can I do? How long have you had your dick sucked, bro?

Oh, shit, there's a hole in my pantyhose! You don't mind if I stick it in there 👉👌

What a guy, sister 🙄 Even I could fuck you like that 😏

Do you want me or not? I'm dressed like a whore, even for a blowjob

Learn to cunnilingus on me and your girlfriend will thank you 👅

What a pose, how can I not fuck her? my girlfriend won't let me do that

I took it and gave it to a nigger 🍆 My pussy's fucked, but we only live once

A real whore! You cum with them...but what about your beloved husband? 🥺

I saw my sister and I was fucked! You can only cum on a dick like that

Where the fuck did you fuck the money, sweetheart? You're gonna work your dick off, go ahead

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

He promised pleasure, and he came! Who's gonna fuck me?

Honey, wake up, I've been up all night not admiring your tits

What's wrong? 😈 I owe you money and a bouquet, your girlfriend owes you sex and a blowjob

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl