You don't sleep in threes, your dick ends up in one or the other

She jerks me off and I cum in her mouth - guys, I'll marry you, I promise 🥵

Boob fucking and blowjobs - hey, what about the promised sex?

So what if I'm sticking my dick in you, we're having a regular massage session

Honey, don't show my boobs to my classmates, I'm at a lecture

Saddled her face so she could saddle her dick too, all for the sake of crepey

You can't take it anymore? Why don't you rest and I'll fuck your anus, aren't you tired there?

Why am I showing you my ass, son? Come on in already, fuck me to orgasm

I jerked off, rubbed my dick and sucked it, and I don't care if I was late

My wife doesn't give me that kind of jerk-off massage. Thanks, I'll come again!

✅ But that's not all - it's time to spread your pretty legs

Doggystyle is rubbing his nose in porn — I'll sneak it in, maybe he won't notice

Came home early and caught his coy sister masturbating

Bring me to an anal orgasm, and I'll squirt in your mouth, okay?

Sometimes you need such a huge dick to have an anal orgasm

A guy doesn't fuck me, that's fine. I can come on my own while I'm washing

Wearing a strap-on for Halloween, not a costume, pussy at risk

What are you guys doing? We ran out of holes a long time ago, where do you put the 4th?

When the girl can't see, jerk off on her, she'll cum with you

I don't care if I'm drunk and cheating! But I give anal and squirt

What, you want me to sit on your dick? We're not allowed! Although, uh. why not?

Shall we have sex? Cause your dad's away and I'm a dickless man

What do you need money for? I'm pissing in you, go get your maternity money

Are you two fucking stuck together? I'll fuck both of you for being stupid 😏