I don't pay rent — once a month the landlord fucks me and we're even

You squirted my hand, and I'll leave cum on you for that

Wrong door, so fuck you - mine, because you've got a hard-on

Wait, don't undress in public - you want an orgasm, go to your room

Your balls are full of sperm, if we fuck you, you'll dance right away

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Psychologist, I don't cum from meditation, can I switch to masturbation?

That's why you can't peep on your sister - you have to fuck her later

She said she cummed, and she didn't lie, she squirted all over my dick

She likes to get fucked, she likes to get fucked

Sperm comes out of naked pussy after crepey

A natural blonde climbed on a bearded guy's dick

Unzipped his pajamas and fucked the doggystyle unicorn lover

Cums all over her, and now she knows I'm a beast in bed

I woke him up for a blowjob and he put his finger in my ass

Took his young wife out of the kitchen and fucked her wet pussy

My sister was left without panties and came looking for them in my closet

The courier from Dodo Pizza stepped in and accepted payment from a member

Brother, I haven't had sex yet, can you teach me how to fuck?

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

She's beautiful, and she sucks like a motherfucker — be mine to suck on daily

The redhead has already licked my balls and my dick — how can I talk her into rimming?

Yeah, yeah, fuck me right here, and I'll swear in the background

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan