I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

The nerd got carried away with the game and didn't notice that his dick was already in my hand

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Oh, you're such a fucker, who did you give the nudes to? I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Honey, stop jerking off! Do what you know how to do, hold on to your dick

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

The McDonald's courier doesn't accept card payments. What about your body?

I thought she would come from her fingers, but she only wants a big dick

Sunshine, be patient, it will definitely help get you out of the washer

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

I'm teaching her English, but she's bored, she's rubbing her pussy

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

Croissant and rain — that's what you need for first date sex

We love sex so much that even in the heat we can't keep our hands off each other

Well, since the weather is bad and we're not going out, at least let me give you a blowjob

So that's how poor college girls pay for rent

Mia Bandini won't go to bed until she's been properly fucked

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

Asked her boyfriend to film sex on camera so she could brag about it

Happy New Year to his sweetheart and poured sperm into her tight pussy

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!