How am I supposed to work after something like that? They already gave my butt a good thrashing on the very first day

"Wait, we're not going to have sex!" — and then my sister changed her mind again 🤤

I didn't know that's how a sex therapist works: it was the first session, and there was semen in her

My friend doesn't need a massage—she needs a dick; an orgasm will help her deal with her problems better

You've got a hard-on—I'll take care of everything! Fuck me and cum in my mouth, please

Oh my god, I fucked my sister and came 😱 I thought I was fast asleep

"Can I put it in my mouth?" — Man, that line almost made me cum 🥵

I learned how to take a dick in the ass! My stepmom's fucker helped me with that 😌

First I go down on myself, then I have my friend sit on my face—we come one after the other

Their threesome was caught on a hidden camera 📹 Did they know about it?

What's not clear? A friend of mine has some compromising information on me, so I had to give him some too

I love making a lot of money—and for a bonus, I can even give my boss a blowjob

And my brother gives an awesome massage 😳 I should've let him do it sooner 🙈

You're messing around with some bitch again! Son, trust me, it's better with your stepmom

I squirted three times in a row 💦 And I'd only asked for a regular massage 😰

Her husband's in the next room, and here she is getting fucked by a massage therapist—well, I'll be...

It's a good thing my wife doesn't ask what I'm doing with the secretary so late at night

This is no joke: it's better to sleep with your stepsister than with a hooker from a club

I gave it to him right after he invited me over—I mean, he's such a niche guy 🥰

The guy's running late, so let's do something... Maybe we should have sex?

I thought I was having sex with my wife, but it turned out to be her sister... Oh well, I came—whether it happened or not

Connected by their tentacles through their vaginas 🪱 The alien has subjugated them

He got a mistress and didn't even tell me 🤬 And I've always dreamed of a threesome

I'm not hinting at anything, but can I stick my dick right HERE? 🥹