"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

Took the condom off for crepey, but accidentally doused her dick with squirt

Her ass is on fire from a hard flogging, so it's time to get it rough from behind

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

What the fuck? She didn't get a tattoo and she squirted all over the studio

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

For New Year's Eve I'm going to give my brother an Asian girl so he can fuck us until we have multiple orgasms

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

The dick is in the thickness, but I'll put it in deeper when the bitch is wet

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

Just fell asleep, and my son is climbing up again - put it in already, but shh 🤫

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Try counting how many times an Asian girl has squirted from a threesome

Wow, is that sister giving her mom a squirt? We should take it off and flush it!