How can I not fuck a Negro when he's got the biggest dick I've ever seen?

I was sitting there naked, wanting sex, and I walked by and gave it to her

Stick your dick in your ass, I'll give you a grade

Showing her tits and waiting for my reaction-- what a psychology test

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

Friend girl finds out and I'm fucked because it's her boyfriend, or her father

First a blowjob, then I'll give you a squirt, because you've already spread your legs

I called for a prostitute, and the girl came! Is it your own to fuck for money?

What a cum! Good thing it was on my face - it would have been inside for sure

Sit on your dick, but don't moan too loud - the neighbors are fucking complaining

What are you guys doing? We ran out of holes a long time ago, where do you put the 4th?

Wow, you squirted! I didn't know you could do that, but would you eat the sperm?

I love sperm, so I fuck two at once - I'm guaranteed to cum a lot

She gives it to her lover, but not to me! Get your throat ready, it's going to be a hard blowjob

I'm not looking for a guy, I'm fucking my mom's girl, take it off or they won't believe me

Blowjob checks! Oh, tickets... But I can give you a blowjob too, you want one?

Fucked an Asian woman with a black cock - he drove her deep, and she came

How rude, for what? I asked you to cum, and you destroyed me

Public sex - she gave a blowjob and spread her legs. Risky!

Oh, honey, I'm cumming in my friend again - help me, help me out

I'm sitting here and you're jerking off? You can't come without a brother's dick anyway

He said it didn't hurt in the ass - and now I can't sit up for a week

Oh, close your eyes quick, or I'll cum all over you

Now we are definitely even, just wash your hair from the sperm 💦