"Mom, help me out" — I drank Dad's Viagra and need to get laid right away

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?

Why did you put your finger up your ass? Giving it to me, my finger is bigger

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

Son, why are your hands on my tits? Don't be cheeky, or I won't sit on my dick

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

Guest, don't get mad, better get into the situation and the receptionist

Honey, you've already fondled my pussy, now lick my ass

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

Mammy, is it okay for you to touch my dick? Oh, it's up

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

Asking if I'm ready to suck my dick — my dick is always ready, go ahead

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Moved his girlfriend, or her friend girl without a dick is quite sad

Teased my ass, hinted at all sorts of things, but my dick is still in my throat

What a short skirt! It's a good thing I fucked and not someone else

She rubbed her dick longer than she jumped on it, and I almost cum

Bitches have come and gone — not everyone can handle two-cock fucking

Anal with the maid is a nice bonus to cleaning, but not a word to the wife