Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

My pregnant wife doesn't need a creampie, so I come wherever I want

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

What a bitch, she made a cuckold out of a guy on the phone and is enjoying it

Neighbor, are you out of your fucking mind, what son am I to you? Come on, I'd rather fuck you

The sisters couldn't wait to compare the guys' cocks - they switched without asking

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

You sat down to play, and who's gonna fuck me? Give me your dick, and then you're on

Whom you spend the New Year with, and whom you will fuck - let us celebrate together

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth

What the fuck - as soon as I get a huge dick, my dad calls me

Oh, you're such a fool! You drank your father's Viagra, and I have to suck again, don't I?

Forget about your wife, she's asleep - let me suck your dick

I took her to a restaurant and she decided to fuck with me! I mean, fuck me

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Try counting how many times an Asian girl has squirted from a threesome

Are you done? Now get on your knees and swallow again

Almost got caught, but I'll suck it till you come - I'm not shy

I'll comfort you now with my mouth and jerk off, but remember, not a word to your father