Chief, don't fire me, please. I can work with my head and swallow cum

Don't judge. My wife won't let me, so I get a hard-on for other people's asses

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

Just wanted to put my drunk sister to bed (and had to fuck her 🔞)

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

Why'd you come in me, bro? I just wanted to learn how to suck

Chief, I've got an ass like this at home I'll fuck it, then I'll work

Wait for your friend on my cock-- we have an hour to cheat

Yes, it's nice to fuck her - you can see for yourself how beautiful she is

I fuck one or the other with my dick - why, I've hired two secretaries and I'm getting high

Tits out 👀 Is it okay that your man is lying behind you?

Look, I'm the only one who can do that. I fuck one and lick the other between the legs

You're the one who hasn't fucked in a while? What are you waiting for? Fuck me and cum on my face

This table has sex more often than I do 🗿 She won't let me play again

"Fuck me!" - Yeah, that's what she asked 🤤 I couldn't refuse her

I mean, you don't want to cheat?! 😤 I gave you the money, take off your clothes

A guy's friend is propositioning me for sex. I'll give it to him, but I don't cheat

I'm not cheating, I'm dating my roommate! It's not my fault he has a penis

I accidentally impregnated my wife's sister

- I dreamt I was sitting on your face. - So let's do it 😏

She sleeps next to me and she's not wearing pants, I'm gonna stick my dick in my mom's body