I just patted the maid on the ass, and she's already forgotten to clean

You will swear at me, and I will spank you and fuck you in the throat

Honey, I've given you a blowjob 100 times already, now you can lick me, too

Honey, you're the boss at work, but at home you lick my pussy, okay?

And danced and stood up doggystyle — that's the kind of innuendo about sex I understand

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Don't let her down on my dick, or the New Year's vacation will soon be over

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

So I came in drunk — is that an excuse to tie me up and fuck me in the ass?

Honey, you know how to surprise me — I've never come from a foot jerk before

And this bitch knows how to jerk off — sperm shot out of his dick like a fountain

Stop sucking, get up — I can't wait to fuck your pussy

Can Footjob be unrealistically beautiful? I guess so, see for yourself

Look how obedient she is — she takes the cock in her throat and doesn't resist

I don't even know your name, and whatever — let's fuck faster

Is that how you're dressed to fuck? Take your panties off, they're unnecessary

I'll tell my brother it's for a guy, get him excited and fuck me

Are you out of your mind, sister? You satisfy me, then go to your boyfriend's

Oh, that's a lot of thick sperm! I've got to lick it all off!

She's like, "I'm gonna cum!" — And the man doesn't care, he takes it out and comes himself

I'm so good at giving blowjobs, do you think I'd be good at being a nurse?

I almost choked, but I earned a decent gift for the New Year

Haven't given in a long time to see how many sperm cum at a time

Am I dreaming, or did my wife really let me fuck Sasha Rose?