They're arguing over my dick! I'm gonna fuck them both right now

I paid for the delivery with my boobs and I feel good and the courier threw the stick

You've got a bigger dick than your father! I'm the one with the erection, aren't I?

Don't judge. My wife won't let me, so I get a hard-on for other people's asses

I didn't realize who took a dump on my daughter, only her stepdad was sleeping next to her

She's getting naked 👀 I'll fuck her with a creampie if she's not shy

You haven't fucked in a while, and neither have I. We're about to have sex, it looks like 😏

You got a really big dick. I don't give a fuck brother, I'll sleep with you

I could have fucked her for two more hours, but I came on her face, for fuck's sake

You fuck great! But don't tell my dad that I checked it out for myself

She comes over - I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole 🍆 I have to hit her hole! That's the kind of billiards

Her ass is at risk ⚠️ Yeah, I want to fuck her in more than just her pussy

If he fucks me, I'll wiggle my ass and I don't have to pay rent 😌

That's how I envision sex with a gymnast - she's in a twine, I'm inserting

They've crammed in what can't be crammed in, so I suggested anal, because pussy can't hold a dick

Sex with her is a 10 out of 10! It's so easy to bring her to convulsive orgasms

I bought new pantyhose and I'm going to my dad - why, I'll jerk him off with my legs 👀

He fucked the maid instead of paying her - why, she's an attendant

You can't stick it in your sister, I know. 🫣 I'll just pee in her panties

You want to cum inside, go ahead But make it an anal creampie

I waited for a girl and fucked a waitress 😳 I don't spare my dick for anyone

Friend girl came, what about me? I want to orgasm like that

Girls, don't argue! I've got one cock for your three asses - I'll fuck every one of them

Chief, I've got an ass like this at home I'll fuck it, then I'll work