Buddy, why the fuck are you fucking my wife? What about the CS:GO tournament...

Is your sister having nightmares? Let her in bed and on her dick - she'll calm down

She gave a blowjob, not a report. You don't hire a fucking secretary

It's a massage and she's naked! I'm gonna fuck her, what can I do? 🤷🏻

Did you come already? I haven't yet. Fuck me till you orgasm and you'll get a blowjob

Sucks good, and doggystyle gets up - and fuck it, it didn't clean up well 🙄

Went all Trump and showed the neighbor a big dick - she gave it to him right away 🤤

I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

Her ass was on my dick 🥵 To be honest, I was freaking out

My wife went away, and I wanted to do cunnilingus — I had to lick the other one

Russian student beauty still agrees that sex is more interesting than books

My friend's mom burned me with her panties, but she didn't scold me too much

Take your clothes off, I'll suck your dick, our clinic needs a good review (part 1)

"Well, since you're such a good golfer, hit my hole, too."

Son, I'll fulfill your erotic dreams, but don't be late for school

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

I'm so good at giving blowjobs, do you think I'd be good at being a nurse?

You don't have enough money! — You want more, open your mouth for a blowjob

Honey, that's the game - whoever loses, sucks a dick. Get on with it!

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

Husband, don't worry, when you come home from work I'll do your rimming, too

Stick your dick in your ass, I'll give you a grade

I rub up against a stranger in the elevator, she'll either fuck me or suck me off 🫣

I was afraid I'd destroyed her pussy, and that was her orgasm crying