You can't spank your wife, you can't put your finger up her ass... I'll call a whore

I went on a date in new underwear and didn't regret it — the sex was great

"Here's the money, take your clothes off. Just keep in mind, I want to go without a condom."

They recorded their first homemade porn — they didn't just buy a whip

She's the one that's leaking lube on my dick, but she won't let me cum in her pussy

Angel's boobs are big now - so I cum in double cumshots

Here's sperm in your panties, now you'll have a wet pussy all day long

Lolly Lips climbed on her dick and cums so hard her legs cramped

I wanted to watch a movie on the first date, and she got naked right away

Lucky walk in the dorm — spotted a hottie with her hand in her panties

Woke up with a hard-on — good thing my sweetheart hasn't left for school yet

It's good to be a programmer — I fixed my laptop and now I have it up my ass

This maid knows how to pump herself a quick pay raise

It's a shame to cum on that pretty face, but she doesn't seem to mind

I can't wait till I get home and put it on my dick

Seduced an ex for a porn shoot and leaked it — that's why she's an ex

You want more sperm, jerk off with your feet, footjob always fountains

Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

Woke her brother up with a blowjob on his birthday and sat on his hard cock

She climbed on the guy's dick herself so she wouldn't swear at him for the expensive purchase

I'm sorry, honey, I'm not in the mood for foreplay right now

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

How nice it feels to feel sperm inside - got an orgasm right away

I didn't know I could do that