"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Girl, who works out like that? You can't burn calories without a dick in your ass

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

Honey, come on, get it in — my pussy's already flowing

Show your tits and take off your panties, beach sex is romantic

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?

When you're alone, every new neighbor is a new reason to fuck

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Well, since you're already dressed as a whore, I suggest you pay for your order that way

She's been wanting to get on her dick all morning — and how do you get out of the house without a krempai?

Why did you put your finger up your ass? Giving it to me, my finger is bigger

You made your boobs bigger for a reason — take off your swimsuit, we'll take you for a test drive

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

"Does your girlfriend mind?" — What a question, start sucking on it already

Yeah, it's good to fuck a guy when you've already jumped on another dick

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

I don't get it! What's with the boob boner? I have a boyfriend

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too

Guest, don't get mad, better get into the situation and the receptionist

Honey, you've already fondled my pussy, now lick my ass

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend