She gave up cheating and fmf, just so he wouldn't ask for anal again

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

Fucked to give me an orgasm, and he came twice himself

The guy is so fucking annoying, he calls and won't let me meet his roommate

Did I tell you not to touch your own pussy? Now you won't be wearing pantyhose

Took her by the hair and put it on her dick — I almost choked on her sperm

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm

You got your dick in your hand, take it and put it in your mouth. Don't forget to show your tits

Almost burned with shame, but licked her friend's pussy in front of her boyfriend

If you have a date in the woods, jump on your dick, don't fuck around

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

So how do girlfriends kiss when guys are fucking in different positions?

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Teased my ass, hinted at all sorts of things, but my dick is still in my throat

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

What do you mean, the cock won't go down your throat? I'll grab it by the hair and it'll go in

Why did you put your finger in your mouth? You'd better come over here and put your dick in your mouth

Well you're a mom, you have to look where your son hurts

When I have a boner, the bitch can't sit without a dick in her mouth

Open your mouth wider, slut, so you can fit two cocks down your throat at once

I love a sweetheart — I don't put my dick in her mouth, but I do put it in her pussy

So, did you come with the cleaning? Now suck my dick, I didn't cum