"Honey, I hope your ass is ready for an anal orgasm?"

So I watched a porno, is that a reason to stick my dick up my ass?

I came to fuck her and she was jerking off — well, hold on, that's the best I've ever done

A thick cock in her pussy wasn't enough — she also stuck a finger in her ass

Gave to the professor, sucked in the throat - and so I'm sure I'll be a polyglot soon?