So I watched a porno, is that a reason to stick my dick up my ass?

Big dick all down her throat, now I'm going to add cum, too

The masseur's gonna look for the G-spot through the anus, so I prepared my ass

I fucked her pussy and her throat, and then I squeezed her tits and she came

I came to fuck her and she was jerking off — well, hold on, that's the best I've ever done