Who starts the day with a wank, fuck! I'll wake up just for a creampie

I hope my sister will forgive me - it's just my dick and she's asleep

You don't need coffee in the morning, but a penis in bed and sperm in your mouth to cheer you up

Look, if I'm jerking you off and you've got a hard-on, fuck your mother

To see a squirt, I fucked my mom, why? She wanted to have sex too

Are you sure I'm your first, bro? You lick like a pro, now put it in

The way she gently sucks, I peed my pants 😍 (watching the movie was a success)

Hey, why the fuck are you jerking off on me? I have a boyfriend

Proved to his sister that sperm is much more nutritious and tasty than an apple

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

I gave him an in-game rating, and he punished me by pouring cum on my face

Bitch confessed to cheating and turned her boyfriend into a cuckold

She came and asked for sex - okay, and my sister came, and I threw a stick

Did you suck it? Now let's fuck, dick is for pussy, actually

Wow, what fucking breasts! Stop jerking off with your hand and use your tits

Wow, she's fucking great to play with, I win, I can fuck her twice

Oh, brother, you spotted me masturbating - join in now

Can I practice sex on your dick? I want to do everything for a guy

Come on, bitch, you want free food, get up for a delivery boy

How do you fuck your neighbor? Get stuck in the washing machine, he'll fuck you himself

Wanked her to a massive orgasm - that's how I get all the tits to come

Somebody's mama's getting wet just thinking about your dick — listen to this

She's asking for sex again 🥹 I knew my sister would love it on my dick

Oops, my girlfriend found out I was fucking my sister. At least she's not jealous