She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

Yes, we suck together. What do you do if your taste in men is the same?

You're masturbating and I have a boner. And I haven't fucked you yet, how come?

Baldy, check out how great my pussy is, and I'm already naked — shall we fuck?

Is it her lover fucking her in the throat or her husband? Either way he's cheating

You didn't fuck up your vacation if you fucked a pretty girl like that with your dick

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

Well, since the weather is bad and we're not going out, at least let me give you a blowjob

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

She believed that cum was better than cream and put her face under the cock

I don't need to get knocked up, so I only take a cum in my mouth

I thought she would come from her fingers, but she only wants a big dick

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Your choice, bitch — either I call the police or you'll be covered in sperm