"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

You came without panties, and you licked your balls, so I'll fuck you

She did it on the first date, I didn't expect it, but good for me, I got my dick out in time

I thought she would come from her fingers, but she only wants a big dick

I grabbed her tit and it was like a blur. I woke up and there was sperm coming out of her

I gave it to a stranger without any money — he's on vacation and I'm horny

For an orgasm like that, you might as well put it on my face. You've earned it