She did it on the first date, I didn't expect it, but good for me, I got my dick out in time

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

The photographer was surprised I wasn't wearing panties — well, how do you pay for pictures?

Sucked me and then gave me a blowjob 😏 Took my cum down her throat

He finished, but did not say his name — and what patronymic to give the child?

It's wet, and you know what makes it wet? I have the semen of someone I've just met between my legs

"Good morning, time to cum!" - That's how a wife should start the day

Yeah, I'm jerking off in the yard - I wish I had your dick in me 😏

My wife won't give me anal, but I want it so badly, so I called my girlfriend

Yes, I'll take you to Sochi and a restaurant. Just spread your legs

Picked up a guy on vacation and invited him to her room and between her legs

Took his wife away from the pandemic on vacation, and she cheated with a hotel worker

How you celebrate New Year's Eve is how you spend it! We get laid, don't you?

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick

I'm a simple man. I see an ass, I put it in and cum on it

Let's have one more shivering orgasm and then we'll cum - dibs on you

What's there to be broken about - on the 1st date I show you how I jump on my dick

Where's the "thank you" for bringing me to the ocean? Get on your knees

Cece showed, doggystyle stood up - now she feels good and I threw a stick

Why are you thanking me with words? Take off your clothes and get on your dick

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

I don't need to get knocked up, so I only take a cum in my mouth

Shall we fuck again? Spend all your sperm on me and there won't be any left for others