Dad, what are you doing?! I'll make a deal with my mom, and then fuck her, she'll burn us

She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

Sister, yes, I peeped at you, but that's no reason to fuck me

You're fucking wet, if I fuck you now, you'll come, I tell you!

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

I'll put my girlfriends on my dick myself, or else they don't offer fmf, and they don't cum

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

I didn't cum in you, don't worry! I promised on your face, I will

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

- Wait, there's a friend girl! - Let her close her eyes, I want to have sex

Do you let all your friends fuck your wife? Then I'd rather have a condom

You can watch me cum, but don't touch it with your hands

I don't give my wife cunnilingus myself - let a friend lick her to orgasms

Fucking publicly in the pool and not embarrassed, so she learned how to swim

How can you sleep when you're next to such an asshole - help, daddy won't know

Ero massage? I thought it was going to be a regular... Well, you get me hot, you fuck me

A great hostel is one where strangers quietly take in their mouths

Don't be gentle, fuck two cocks at once, my wife is experienced