Dude, I was expecting a cumshot and you just pissed right in my mouth? 😳

Husband, don't be sad, it's not my fault your lover has a thicker penis

The 69 position was invented for lesbians to come at the same time

It's lucky that my wife has a twin - you can fmf, and she's not jealous

Mom, why are you awake? Well, you're the one with the creampie fmf

The deeper you take it in your mouth, the faster you get cum on your face 😉

I asked you to sleep, not sleep, son! But you can fuck me, okay

"We're not going anywhere until we get laid!" - She put her ass on the line

Oh, come on, you guys are fucking?! And your mother isn't fucked, you selfish people

I waited for fmf for nothing - they just suck my dick and go on making out

I rented an apartment and the landlady had such an ass - I took her off too 🍑

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

Rough anal, can you try it out on the bed? I'll provide the ass

Fuck, I've been gone for half an hour and you already have someone else's sperm in your mouth

Why turn me in to the police? I can lick you and fuck you in the anus

I did the cunnilingus, I can lick her ass and then it will be my turn to cum

Husband, call me later, because I urgently need to "finish" one thing

She pleased the guy with two orgasms - it's nice to have cum on his dick

Rolled up and straight in 👉🏻👌🏻 So I come with him every minute

Dad, what are you doing?! I'll make a deal with my mom, and then fuck her, she'll burn us

I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

I'll put my girlfriends on my dick myself, or else they don't offer fmf, and they don't cum

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service