If I had that in my life, I'd be fucking Superman right now

Uncuff me, bro! Oh, are you gonna fuck me?

It didn't work on Hamster, so maybe we'll get lucky here Oh, the creampie's already flowing

Not with a realtor! We signed a contract on our tits with sperm

I like the guy, but I'm not gonna fuck him alone, I'm gonna get a friend

Holy fuck 😳 What a titty maid, ready to cheat with her

Seduced girlfriends to a tee and poured it in their mouths 💪 Good!

I open my eyes and she's sucking 😳 Good thing everyone's asleep, because I'm gonna get knocked up

You haven't had sex in six months? 😱 Then why don't you fuck me?

You walk into the locker room and she's taking off her panties. What do you do?

My semen is in her hair 🫣 And I don't know who she is or where she came from

Isn't she ashamed to show off like that 🍑? I'm gonna fuck her up

Bro, I'm shocked myself, I fucked your friend and you haven't yet

Shief and his friend fucked the new secretary on the table in two cocks

I politely said "good morning" to my sister, and she went straight to her panties

I'll bend down and my brother will immediately realize how good it is to have a sister

You choke on your dick, you don't give it to your pussy... Then let's stretch your anus

The whore is in her repertoire — no pants on, in the toilet fucked

Why are you whining? You're the one who put your ass on the line, so bear it now

Quiet, or you'll wake up my girlfriend and we won't have time to fuck

Honey, why are you so stupid — I'm hinting that I want a dick

Everyone expects orgasms at the end, and here's a skank giving birth to a gut at the end

Lift up your beautiful legs in white stockings and you'll get deeper

She talked her husband into an orgy, and now he's got another man's wife sucking and giving