Well, I can't say no to a guy if he wants to do anal

Sweetie, show me how you get straight A's at your school

Now how do I explain to my husband why I have so much sperm in my mouth?

He asks: "Not on the panties" — too late, they're already in sperm

You want sex, say so, but why fuck my pillow, huh?

Friend girl is offended — I'll have to lick her again to forgive her

Checking to see if my wife will let me if I get her drunk (spoiler: she will 😉)

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

I don't have any money, I'm ready to give it to you with sperm! Just extort me with a blowjob, okay?

Hey, no krempai - I'll grab my dick and direct the cum myself

I'm gonna fuck you until you squirt. You're used to hard fuckin'

Don't you see? I'm jerking off, that means I want to fuck! You've got a hard-on, too

I know how to massage, just take off your panties for a creampie

Friend girl, you suck it, but I'll sit on my face and let him try

Does fucking make you fall off the bed? Hold on to your tits, it's a secure hold

Fucking expensive apartment - can I pay with my throat and cunt?

I don't take money, but you take my dick in you and make it count

Cum on his face and then on his dick - this is how porn should be

In fmf, we cum together, not to leave the girl's friend without an orgasm

I shoved it up her ass and grabbed her hair - now she's gonna cum 🔥

You turned your sister on with a vibrator, but who's gonna fuck her to orgasm?

We each have a couple of orgasms and everyone's happy, will you do it again later?

Don't yell, come on, or the wife will come back and kick our asses

Was there cunnilingus? I did. Now I'll cum wherever I want, in my mouth or inside