- Would you like to suck my dick? - I'll suck your dick and I'll trick you into having sex, bro

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Why would you put it on your face? Now friend girl will know I've been fucking around

I brought you to orgasm, now you suck it, and I'll make a porno at home

Is this where you got your three cocks, my daughter? Now you will atone for your sin

Well done with your mouth, good for you, now get on my end

Made a babe swallow cock to distract from a boring book

"The Squid Game" is too hard — I lost and was screwed

Don't whine, it's not hard yet, I haven't belted you yet

Dude, a blowjob is not a blowjob! And I'm not gonna spill my sperm

Do this exercise three times a day and your back won't hurt 😅

- I'm fucking studying for my midterm. - Fuck me, I'm ready for my camshot

Fuck a girl like that and she'll have an orgasm and her back won't hurt

Making money for a baby stroller by shooting a video during conception

Come in, don't be afraid, I've had cock like that in my vagina

I slapped her to make her suck harder, and she cums

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

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