I pay for the apartment with sex, not money. 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's nicer that way

The brother proved to his sister that a real penis is better than a rubber toy

Tired of doing yoga — tricked and seduced a stranger for a fuck

"Hey, don't lie about repeating biology, I saw you jerking off!"

Brother, how can I go on a date without experience? Show me your dick

My sister was so angry, but it was all from not getting laid. I'll make it up to you

A brother doesn't give out information for nothing — you have to suck it first

Brother, help me out here, because I can't get ready for my midterm because I'm not getting enough of it

I kept thinking how I could get my girlfriend to have sex with me. And she gave herself to me

Put little Leela on his dick to make sure the sperm got inside

You want to piss off your ex? So don't be shy and show your pussy

She believed that cum was better than cream and put her face under the cock

Where are you spitting it out? Hurry up and lick it off or I'll kick you out of the house

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage

Honey, I only have five minutes, hurry up and fill me up with sperm

She's the one that's leaking lube on my dick, but she won't let me cum in her pussy

Her sister got dumped by her boyfriend, so she got up from not getting laid

Baby, swallow your dick and don't forget your balls and you'll be covered in sperm

Oh, even my hair is in semen — how am I going to get home from the park now?

- Which hole do I put it in? - Without a condom in the anus, I won't get pregnant

Sister, do you want to have sex? You have 15 minutes while my girlfriend is in the bathroom

What the hell, I let my wife suck my dick for the trip, and she also gave it to me

Honey, take it easy - we just came at the same time, and you still want

You masturbate to me - I knew you wanted my dick inside you