"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳

Do you want me to grab you by the hair or by the throat? Either way, it's gonna be tough

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Are we going to sit like this? Your girlfriend's late, let's fuck, huh?

You can't get your voice back with a blowjob. I'll fuck you, and you'll moan in a singsong voice

I'll sit on my dick and move to my face and find out what makes me come

Sweetheart, don't lick the sperm off your fingers, let me cum in your mouth again

How nice it feels to feel sperm inside - got an orgasm right away

Open your mouth wider, I'll teach you how to fuck and suck

Until you go to jail, I won't leave the house. And you're not going anywhere alone

Honey, I'll do anything for a cum tonight, it's been a long time since I came on my face

Until I fuck you, we won't go to the beach - I'll cum on your face, you'll wash it off in the sea

Just don't take it out, or you won't see my convulsive multi-orgasms

What do you mean, you're late? You promised, so take it in your mouth and take it deep

Creampie already in you, get up doggystyle and show how it flows out

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

Sister, is that my cock in your mouth? Hmm, don't you want a creampie?

Well, fuck me, you interrupted my jerk off! Let's postpone the class

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done

I won't get bored with jerking off, and then my husband will eat — masturbation in the kitchen

Shit, brother, you're my skirt, what am I going to tell my mom now?

Honey, fuck you and your walks... No, you better sit the fuck down

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

The bitches have a carefree life: ride a swing and then a dick