I've been jerking you off and putting you on my dick for a minute. Squidward, come out!

A stranger's dick? I'm not afraid of it - I can fuck him myself 🎃

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

What a fucked up ex-fucking (spoiler alert - and fucking around, too 😡 )

I kind of have a husband. But I wouldn't say no to a pussy rub with a friend

Bro, look who you brought, she's 18, let's make her squirt

You came, and then I came! But there's just one thing about you

If you want a massage, I'll give you a creampie and an orgasm

And they weren't shy - while they were teaching their stepson how to have sex, they were all fucking each other

I beat you, bro! Fuck me, I'm waiting for my prize orgasm

Fucking hell, I didn't get a visa out of line for nothing, look who the fuck I fucked

Letting a nigger cum in my wife - that's fucked up, I'm so brave, you know

You can keep your dress on - I'm happy to fuck you in it 🤤

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

You have to teach your stepson everything, or he'll mix up the holes and put it in the wrong place

I'm already fucking her and she only showed her tits, "modest" 🙄

I'm your downstairs neighbor. I heard the moans, I'm gonna squeeze the squirt out of both of them

Come on, guys, be brave! Your mom's gonna teach you how to fuck your asses to orgasm

Yeah, I watch porn and jerk off! You're peeping, and I want to have sex

Wait, I'm fucking tired of cumming! Stop squirting me

Why look for a guy when you can squirt when your bro fucks you?

I get that kind of innuendo, and I get it. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

Boy: licking is embarrassing. Man: enjoys the orgasms of his beloved