My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Do you also have to pay for repairs? Well, it's easier for me with my body than with my money

Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

Hey, what about the creampie? All right, I'll put my fingers inside

Let me jerk you off, too, because I'm a stoner and you need an orgasm

Brother, I've already seen you naked twice - it's time for us to get laid

Just don't take it out, or you won't see my convulsive multi-orgasms

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

I wish he'd pull out in time, or he'd get caught up in the rough fucking, in case he didn't make it in time

A stranger gets his dick up, and she's married - nothing, it doesn't interfere with sex

The first date is not a reason to give up sex, what do you think?

Honey, don't sulk, I'll fuck you quickly and play Cyberpunk

Yeah, we're not experienced lesbians, but everyone knows you have to lick it

Spread your booty, you'll know how to masturbate in the bathroom

Did you think that only guys jerk off and watch porn?

Woke up and a boner in the girlfriend — well, what's to argue about, we have to keep going

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!

You shouldn't be rubbing your hand, buddy, why don't you rub my pussy?

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

Fuck, my sister just asked for a massage, how did I end up under her?

You bitch, I asked for a real girlfriend for a tee, not a doll

Before you can open your eyes, she's already on my dick — come on, jump