Here's how witches actually remove spoilage from men

Brother, do you want to touch my boobs? Now show me your dick

So that's why OwlCrystal takes so long to wash — she cums in the bathroom

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

Oh, Apollo 😍 I wish he'd fuck me with that dick

Where the fuck did you fuck the money, sweetheart? You're gonna work your dick off, go ahead

The prank on my sister didn't go according to plan and ended like this...

Oh, we got burned, but my wife didn't get confused and waved to her neighbor

Wrote on the babe that she was a bitch and a whore and fucked her hard

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

Ripped up a stranger's pantyhose and fucked that slut on the hood

I checked the asshole with my fingers — the hole works, you can insert it without lubrication

It's hard to cum and lie to my husband. I'll swallow the sperm and call you back

Fuck, don't be embarrassed, my husband has a sound sleep - and he'll wake up a cuckold 😳

"Are we just going to sit here without sex and argue? Let's get laid already!"

Guys, why is it that if I lose, I get doggystyle right away?

Patient, you have all the symptoms of the disease, you should do a blowjob test

Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

Gentle blowjob and titty-wanking, yes! Can I lick your balls?

She doesn't know how to say no! Will she really fuck herself? (Spoiler alert: yes)

The babe took the guy to a cozy place and asked him to get his dick out

The brother doesn't care who his sister cosplays, as long as she helps him come

My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing