So that's why there are always long lines in the fitting rooms

Are you sure you're a driving instructor? Cause you're putting me on your dick

Oh, Apollo 😍 I wish he'd fuck me with that dick

Where the fuck did you fuck the money, sweetheart? You're gonna work your dick off, go ahead

The prank on my sister didn't go according to plan and ended like this...

Ripped up a stranger's pantyhose and fucked that slut on the hood

So that's why OwlCrystal takes so long to wash — she cums in the bathroom

I checked the asshole with my fingers — the hole works, you can insert it without lubrication

Fuck, don't be embarrassed, my husband has a sound sleep - and he'll wake up a cuckold 😳

Wrote on the babe that she was a bitch and a whore and fucked her hard

"Are we just going to sit here without sex and argue? Let's get laid already!"

Santa sent a cute little elfie instead of a present — even better!

Asked the guy just to tie her up, and he couldn't help himself and fucked her

"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

It's hard to cum and lie to my husband. I'll swallow the sperm and call you back

Guys, why is it that if I lose, I get doggystyle right away?

The brother doesn't care who his sister cosplays, as long as she helps him come

Patient, you have all the symptoms of the disease, you should do a blowjob test

Cooked breakfast and asked for a creampie — isn't that a good morning?

Here's how witches actually remove spoilage from men

Brother, do you want to touch my boobs? Now show me your dick

Gentle blowjob and titty-wanking, yes! Can I lick your balls?

She doesn't know how to say no! Will she really fuck herself? (Spoiler alert: yes)

The babe took the guy to a cozy place and asked him to get his dick out